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Tidbits of Crookshanks Wisdom for the World to See
19 May 2004 @ 04:03 pm
I keep hearing the word 'puppy' thrown about this journal thing.
There is no accounting for taste.
There is no accounting for taste.
Current Mood: 
apathetic
apathetic07 May 2004 @ 10:18 am
The insanity of the world is spreading.
No longer are only the pets insane. The world's mighty ones are insane as well.
Will be taking over the world shortly.
Thank Bastet my pet appears to be mildly sane.
No longer are only the pets insane. The world's mighty ones are insane as well.
Will be taking over the world shortly.
Thank Bastet my pet appears to be mildly sane.
Current Mood: 
cynical
cynical06 May 2004 @ 10:53 am
Hmph.
Require amusement.
Stupid people or animals need not apply.
Require amusement.
Stupid people or animals need not apply.
Current Mood: 
cranky
cranky05 May 2004 @ 12:07 am
Dancing.
Party.
Music.
Gryffindor Tower.
No Snake Humans Allowed.
RSVP below.
Party.
Music.
Gryffindor Tower.
No Snake Humans Allowed.
RSVP below.
Current Mood: 
jubilant
jubilant28 April 2004 @ 12:07 pm
Catnip.
Catnip is sweet. Catnip is brilliant. Catnip is jolly.
Catnip is sweet. Catnip is brilliant. Catnip is jolly.
Catnip is sweet. Catnip is brilliant. Catnip is jolly.
Catnip is sweet. Catnip is brilliant. Catnip is jolly.
Catnip is sweet. Catnip is brilliant. Catnip is jolly.
Catnip is sweet. Catnip is brilliant. Catnip is jolly.
Catnip is sweet. Catnip is brilliant. Catnip is jolly.
Catnip is sweet. Catnip is brilliant. Catnip is jolly.
Catnip is sweet. Catnip is brilliant. Catnip is jolly.
Catnip is sweet. Catnip is brilliant. Catnip is jolly.
Catnip is sweet. Catnip is brilliant. Catnip is jolly.
Catnip is sweet. Catnip is brilliant. Catnip is jolly.
Catnip is sweet. Catnip is brilliant. Catnip is jolly.
Catnip is sweet. Catnip is brilliant. Catnip is jolly.
Catnip is sweet. Catnip is brilliant. Catnip is jolly.
Catnip is sweet. Catnip is brilliant. Catnip is jolly.
Catnip is sweet. Catnip is brilliant. Catnip is jolly.
Catnip is sweet. Catnip is brilliant. Catnip is jolly.
Catnip is sweet. Catnip is brilliant. Catnip is jolly.
Catnip is sweet. Catnip is brilliant. Catnip is jolly.
Catnip is sweet. Catnip is brilliant. Catnip is jolly.
Catnip is sweet. Catnip is brilliant. Catnip is jolly.
Catnip is sweet. Catnip is brilliant. Catnip is jolly.
Catnip is sweet. Catnip is brilliant. Catnip is jolly.
Catnip is sweet. Catnip is brilliant. Catnip is jolly.
Catnip is sweet. Catnip is brilliant. Catnip is jolly.
Catnip is sweet. Catnip is brilliant. Catnip is jolly.
Catnip is sweet. Catnip is brilliant. Catnip is jolly.
Catnip is sweet. Catnip is brilliant. Catnip is jolly.
Catnip is sweet. Catnip is brilliant. Catnip is jolly.
Catnip is sweet. Catnip is brilliant. Catnip is jolly.
Catnip is sweet. Catnip is brilliant. Catnip is jolly.
Catnip is sweet. Catnip is brilliant. Catnip is jolly.
Catnip is sweet. Catnip is brilliant. Catnip is jolly.
Catnip is sweet. Catnip is brilliant. Catnip is jolly.
Catnip is sweet. Catnip is brilliant. Catnip is jolly.
Catnip is sweet. Catnip is brilliant. Catnip is jolly.
Catnip is sweet. Catnip is brilliant. Catnip is jolly.
Catnip is sweet. Catnip is brilliant. Catnip is jolly.
Catnip is sweet. Catnip is brilliant. Catnip is jolly.
Catnip is sweet. Catnip is brilliant. Catnip is jolly.
Catnip is sweet. Catnip is brilliant. Catnip is jolly.
Catnip is sweet. Catnip is brilliant. Catnip is jolly.
Catnip is sweet. Catnip is brilliant. Catnip is jolly.
Catnip is sweet. Catnip is brilliant. Catnip is jolly.
Catnip is sweet. Catnip is brilliant. Catnip is jolly.
Catnip is sweet. Catnip is brilliant. Catnip is jolly.
Catnip is sweet. Catnip is brilliant. Catnip is jolly.
Catnip is sweet. Catnip is brilliant. Catnip is jolly.
Catnip is sweet. Catnip is brilliant. Catnip is jolly.
Catnip is sweet. Catnip is brilliant. Catnip is jolly.
Catnip is sweet. Catnip is brilliant. Catnip is jolly.
Catnip is sweet. Catnip is brilliant. Catnip is jolly.
Catnip is sweet. Catnip is brilliant. Catnip is jolly.
Catnip is sweet. Catnip is brilliant. Catnip is jolly.
Catnip is sweet. Catnip is brilliant. Catnip is jolly.
Catnip is sweet. Catnip is brilliant. Catnip is jolly.
Catnip is sweet. Catnip is brilliant. Catnip is jolly.
Catnip is sweet. Catnip is brilliant. Catnip is jolly.
Catnip is sweet. Catnip is brilliant. Catnip is jolly.
Catnip is sweet. Catnip is brilliant. Catnip is jolly.
Catnip is sweet. Catnip is brilliant. Catnip is jolly.
Catnip is sweet. Catnip is brilliant. Catnip is jolly.
Catnip is sweet. Catnip is brilliant. Catnip is jolly.
Catnip is sweet. Catnip is brilliant. Catnip is jolly.
Catnip is sweet. Catnip is brilliant. Catnip is jolly.
Catnip is sweet. Catnip is brilliant. Catnip is jolly.
Catnip is sweet. Catnip is brilliant. Catnip is jolly.
Catnip is sweet. Catnip is brilliant. Catnip is jolly.
Catnip is sweet. Catnip is brilliant. Catnip is jolly.
Catnip is sweet. Catnip is brilliant. Catnip is jolly.
Catnip is sweet. Catnip is brilliant. Catnip is jolly.
Catnip is sweet. Catnip is brilliant. Catnip is jolly.
Catnip is sweet. Catnip is brilliant. Catnip is jolly.
Catnip is sweet. Catnip is brilliant. Catnip is jolly.
Catnip is sweet. Catnip is brilliant. Catnip is jolly.
Catnip is sweet. Catnip is brilliant. Catnip is jolly.
Catnip is sweet. Catnip is brilliant. Catnip is jolly.
Catnip is sweet. Catnip is brilliant. Catnip is jolly.
Catnip is sweet. Catnip is brilliant. Catnip is jolly.
Current Mood: 
high
highCurrent Music: Catnip!
26 April 2004 @ 02:55 pm
New title is 'Shanks.
Have been outfitted with super extend claws sharpened to a puncture depth of a quarter of an inch.
Am looking into poisonous fangs. Snakes should not be the only ones who are allowed them.
Am new, spectacular, fighting animal: Shanks. Crook Shanks.
Have been outfitted with super extend claws sharpened to a puncture depth of a quarter of an inch.
Am looking into poisonous fangs. Snakes should not be the only ones who are allowed them.
Am new, spectacular, fighting animal: Shanks. Crook Shanks.
Current Mood: 
accomplished
accomplishedCurrent Music: Gryffindor Girls Giggling
20 April 2004 @ 04:24 pm
The Snake humans have become as irrtating as other foul creatures.
Clearly there is a new attempt out to assasinate me.
Will be under Pet's bed preparing arsenal of top secret protective gear for venturing from the safety of Gryffindor tower.
Will be prepared.
Clearly there is a new attempt out to assasinate me.
Will be under Pet's bed preparing arsenal of top secret protective gear for venturing from the safety of Gryffindor tower.
Will be prepared.
Current Mood: 
pissed off
pissed off16 April 2004 @ 09:58 am
That this nuisance of a song resembles me.
( Growltiger's Last Stand Lyrics )
Clearly the mere human that informed me of this, has no comprehension of the actual regalness of my nature.
I am offended.
( Growltiger's Last Stand Lyrics )
Clearly the mere human that informed me of this, has no comprehension of the actual regalness of my nature.
I am offended.
Current Mood: offended
Current Music: Stupid music
11 April 2004 @ 06:58 pm
I refuse to drink the water in this castle.
It is my feline sense that says it has been infected with something that has made the humans go crazy.
I'll be drinking none of it thank you.
It is my feline sense that says it has been infected with something that has made the humans go crazy.
I'll be drinking none of it thank you.
Current Mood: 
determined
determined09 April 2004 @ 08:45 am
Nasty scruffy looking beast is still roaming about.
There has been a lack of mice recently. I believe all of the human tension in the castle may be sending them scurring back into the walls.
My advice to you all?
Go mate.
There has been a lack of mice recently. I believe all of the human tension in the castle may be sending them scurring back into the walls.
My advice to you all?
Go mate.
Current Mood: 
aggravated
aggravated31 March 2004 @ 12:20 am
I am under my bed.
I refuse to come out.
I will not take another change for ill or good.
I refuse to come out.
I will not take another change for ill or good.
Current Mood: 
shocked
shocked26 March 2004 @ 07:04 pm
There is an insane human in my tower.
In my bed.
Wailing. Flinging. Gnashing of Teeth.
Hogsmeade looks better and better. At least there one can mate in peace.
In my bed.
Wailing. Flinging. Gnashing of Teeth.
Hogsmeade looks better and better. At least there one can mate in peace.
Current Mood: 
bitchy
bitchyCurrent Music: Wailing.Flinging.Gnashing ot Teeth.
20 March 2004 @ 06:10 pm
Insanity.
That's what this is.
Pure madness.
If anyone needs me I will be UNDER a chair in the Gryffindor common room.
That's what this is.
Pure madness.
If anyone needs me I will be UNDER a chair in the Gryffindor common room.
Current Mood: 
stressed
stressedCurrent Music: Insanity. Gryffindor insanity.
15 March 2004 @ 05:15 pm
Insane cat creature now thinks he is 'faculties'.
It's humans that bother themselves with such nonsense as house points and yet, here I have a cat bothering me with them.
It's humans that bother themselves with such nonsense as house points and yet, here I have a cat bothering me with them.
Current Mood: 
indescribable
indescribable12 March 2004 @ 10:35 am
Apparently there is another cat lurking about this castle like some sort of over-rated thing.
Am not impressed.
Thing appears to be female, but would not touch her to have kittens with if I was paid in first class salmon.
Am not impressed.
Thing appears to be female, but would not touch her to have kittens with if I was paid in first class salmon.
Current Mood: 
irritated
irritated02 March 2004 @ 11:52 pm
My pet is completely unforgivable.
Binx, I apologize for the rude manner in which you were carted away.
Pet, I am not speaking to you.
Binx, I apologize for the rude manner in which you were carted away.
Pet, I am not speaking to you.
Current Mood: cranky
cranky28 February 2004 @ 05:36 pm
Hmph.
Insult to injury. Have had Binx staying with me the past few days, sharing my warm and comfortable bed that my pet gave me for Christmas. Except of course, when we were sharing my other larger bed that my Pet seems to get irritated with when i attempt to sleep there and she is there.
Am urging Binx to remain with me in Gryffindor tower.
Snake humans are most disagreeable.
Insult to injury. Have had Binx staying with me the past few days, sharing my warm and comfortable bed that my pet gave me for Christmas. Except of course, when we were sharing my other larger bed that my Pet seems to get irritated with when i attempt to sleep there and she is there.
Am urging Binx to remain with me in Gryffindor tower.
Snake humans are most disagreeable.
Current Mood: bitchy
bitchy23 February 2004 @ 11:42 pm
Hmph.
Will get to lists when I get to them.
( Lists of possible human male mates: Draft 1 )
( List of possible human female mates: Draft 1 )
Hmm... more difficult than I considered. If you are without a mate please respond below.
Will get to lists when I get to them.
( Lists of possible human male mates: Draft 1 )
( List of possible human female mates: Draft 1 )
Hmm... more difficult than I considered. If you are without a mate please respond below.
Current Mood: 
moody
moody21 February 2004 @ 12:51 pm
Afternoon's project: To compile list of suitable mates and reasons therein.
Will post later this evening with such things.
AEBA members: A meeting I think to discuss the prospect of introducing a code which says that any creatures walking on two legs, without wings or fins, may not be introduced as a member-honorary or otherwise.
Will post later this evening with such things.
AEBA members: A meeting I think to discuss the prospect of introducing a code which says that any creatures walking on two legs, without wings or fins, may not be introduced as a member-honorary or otherwise.
Current Mood: 
annoyed
annoyed